A Mount Hood Picnic: In Marker Drawings

Swim across the Columbia River
Swim back across the Columbia River (after a snack)
Bike from Hood River to Timberline Lodge (nap halfway?)
Hike/skin/climb from Timberline Lodge to the summit (south side route, via Pearly Gates or Old Chute)
Climb/ski/hike from the summit back down to Timberline Lodge (definitely nap)
Bike from Timberline Lodge back to Hood River. Collapse.

Note: Absolutely nothing is to scale.